telemarketing.

  • Stan: Hello? (pause) Hello?
  • Telemarketer: Hi! Can I please speak with-
  • Stan: Congratulations! You have qualified for a free credit card! Now, how is your credit history? Oh, hold on, let me look it up (pretend typing)... What's the last four digits of your social security number?
  • Telemarketer: (silence)
  • Stan: Do you have a Mastercard yet? Because this is a great offer! Delta SkyMiles!
  • Telemarketer: Are you done?
  • Stan: Are YOU done calling my house??
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